Two years of organic growth, then Meta, quite literally a couple of months ago, and enough signal to want to scale it. The blocker is the one you named on the call: creatives, "our biggest bottleneck." You are at $30K a month today, scaling toward $100K plus, with a seed raised and a product bigger than prenups behind it: a mini family office for HENRYs, not the super rich. The 14 specs on this page open the lanes that vision needs, prenups, then estate, then the category itself, built from your live ad library, your site's verified claims, and 247 verbatim Reddit quotes, before we ever signed anything.






This is real data, so we label it: a live Ad Library pull of every active Meet Neptune ad plus the Adlib benchmark run, both August 26, 2026. Ten active ads, nine running the identical "A prenup without the stress" title. Classified by format, persona, angle, and emotion against the tech-category average, the pattern is one product, two personas, one emotion. Every other lane sits at zero.
All launched August 9 to 13. The account is two weeks deep and already monocultured.
"A prenup without the stress," iterated at launch. One ad, nine ways.
A live $3,000 estate plan with no paid presence at all.
The mini-family-office story you want the spend to build has never run.
Ronke's own words from August 26, and how the engagement is built around each one.
A 3x budget jump does not scale on nine copies of one ad. The lanes have to exist before the dollars do: fourteen tested persona-angle combinations now, so September finds the winners and Q4 spends into them.
Today the pipeline is one outside designer briefed off AI summaries. The engagement replaces that with a system: 8 to 30 unique concepts a week, every ad tagged by persona, angle, and emotion, losers killed by data, winners built into full funnels.
That is exactly the shape of this. No creative hire, no recruiting cycle: a dedicated Slack channel, a US strategist on your account, and an engine that ships weekly from day one. An extension of your team, priced under a single salary.
Category creation is a creative problem before it is a media problem. Your library has zero vision ads today; specs 06 and 14 open that lane, and the estate plan (live, $3,000, unadvertised) is the bridge between the prenup and the category.
Real notes from the roster, unedited. The same engine, the same cadence, the same team that built your 14.
Both shapes ship the same creative engine: the weekly concept cadence, the persona research, the grading gates. The difference is who runs the Meta account.
SelfMade ships the creative engine: net-new concepts every week, built persona-first from the research system, graded before anything reaches the account. Your media buyer or in-house hire runs the buying and keeps full control of the account.
The same creative engine, plus SelfMade runs the Meta buying: broad targeting built for Andromeda, one Slack channel, one weekly cadence, one team accountable for cost per completed registration.
SelfMade pricing, applied to Neptune, in USD. Slide to your monthly ad spend. The tier snaps in steps: Starter under $40K, Standard from $40K, Scale from $80K. At today's $30K, Starter is where the engagement begins.
Persona-tuned LPs spun up against your winning ad concepts. Recent comp: roughly 30% CAC reduction from adding the layer alone.
Done-for-you Meta media buying against completed registrations. $2,000 a month flat under $30K in monthly ad spend, 7% of spend at $30K and above.
Your current buyer is running interest audiences; we run broad and let the creative do the persona targeting, which is what Meta's ranking model now rewards.
You said you'd get back to us pretty quickly on now versus four to five months. Before that decision, take the call you already said yes to: our head of growth pulls up your ad account live and walks through exactly what she would change. This week, 30 minutes, no deck. The findings are yours either way, even if the answer is January.
Will's note from the call, worth repeating: we're taking two to three more clients before Q4, then the faucet closes. September CPMs are the cheap lab; Q4 is the scale window.